It's well known that aliens are already among us and not very impressed.
Why else would they keep such a low profile? For them, reporting back on us is a punitive assignment.
However, there are those who still fear an alien invasion.
As my proof, might I offer the community of Tuscumbia, Ala.?
Its 94.9FM station decided to change its musical format. So, as a little marketing wheeze, it broadcast that aliens were taking over the station to see what music the locals truly enjoyed.
The locals, sadly, were overtaken by panic. They feared the melody of bombs … Read more