"It's the Yahoo of things that work."
This is the benign description that Stephen Colbert offers on the subject of Google.
However, like the defender of all things natural and patriotic, Colbert can stay silent no longer about Google's obvious militaristic ambitions.
The company recently bought Boston Dynamics, a maker of animalistic military robots.
Google's purpose with this purchase? "Clearly to enslave humanity," Colbert announced Monday.
And, well, "it's the only way they can get us to sign up for Google+."
Colbert knows that he must find equal ingenuity to … Read more