I have had trouble sleeping since Monday, when I got a note in my mailbox. It contained images of ghouls and read "hahaha, you will never get away."
On investigation, it didn't come from my last girlfriend, but from candy-minded short people who live on my street and intend to extort me a little later. (Helpfully, they even declared the time of their visit.)
Now, in my already frayed state, I am confronted by Google doodling on my nerves for the sake of Halloween.
Naturally, the doodlers have only the best of intentions.
Yet here the letters … Read more