Man texts Greece to get rescued in New Zealand
I have come to terms with the truth: however hard I try, there are some things (and people) I will never understand.
Please let me present Marios Symeonidis. He decided to go on a trip to New Zealand. I can understand that. New Zealand is pretty. It doesn't have many inhabitants. And some of the locals like to perform blissfully threatening dances before rugby matches.
According to a Monday report by Reuters, Symeonidis decided to wander up Mount Ruapehu with a friend. I understand this too. There is some great skiing up on Ruapehu.
Our intrepid tourist then encountered … Read more